Miss Desaster

Public Meet

We check the vibe, get to know each other, and prepare for you to offer yourself to me in private. This is how we establish trust and begin negotiating what to do with our time together.

Basic

Maybe you're curious, maybe you're new. You don't know what you might like, but you do know you like me. I'll show you my tools, you'll tell me your fears, and I'll bring them to life. I recommend booking two hours for a first session with me to allow for pretalk and aftercare.

Premium

You know what you want, you know what you're doing, you know exactly the way you need me to tear you down, and you know how to ask for it. This is for clients with experience in what I have to offer.